Texts Gone Wild: 50+ Hilarious Exchanges That Prove Parents Still Don’t Get It!
Cleaning Up Misunderstandings
A person received a startling text from their mother, claiming she was divorcing their father. Concerned, the child asked what was going on. The mother explained that their father had given her a “stiffy” for their anniversary, which left this person horrified.
The child, not wanting to discuss anything intimate, was further perplexed when the mother clarified she meant a Swiffer. After explaining that thirty years of marriage had led to a Swiffer as an anniversary gift, the mother asked what a “stiffy” was. The child, still trying to recover from the shock, noted that it was better than a Swiffer!
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